The Messy Office Defense

The Messy Office Defense An Anticipated Critique Response The Understanding My wife and I have had many conversations about my office. We have an understanding: It’s her house. It’s my office. And she’s worth more than all of it. The Company We Keep If you’ve seen the Founder’s Office One-Take video and wondered about the clutter, here’s some context: Scientists and Innovators Person Known For Desk Status Albert Einstein Theory of Relativity Famously cluttered. Said: “If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?” Thomas Edison 1,093 patents Cluttered desk from constant experimentation Isaac Newton Laws of Motion, Calculus Notoriously messy desk Alan Turing Computer Science, Codebreaking Messy desk linked to innovative problem-solving Alexander Fleming Discovered Penicillin Messy workspace where important discoveries occurred Max Levchin Co-founded PayPal Notably messy desk Writers and Artists Person Known For Workspace Mark Twain American Literature Worked surrounded by papers and books Francis Bacon Painting Chaotic studio with scattered supplies Toni Morrison Nobel Prize in Literature Known for messy room/desk Doris Lessing Nobel Prize in Literature Noted for messy workspace Roberto Bolaño Chilean Literature Desk piled with correspondence Business Leaders Person Known For Office Style Steve Jobs Apple Cluttered with prototypes and projects Tony Hsieh Zappos Extremely chaotic desk reflecting unique style The Research A 2013 University of Minnesota study found that messy environments actually promote creative thinking. ...

February 23, 2026 · 3 min · 437 words · Liana Banyan Corporation

Unlimited Throws: What If the Carnival Game Was Free?

Unlimited Throws: What If the Carnival Game Was Free? Jonathan R. Jones Founder & General Manager, Liana Banyan Corporation In November 2017, a user on Hacker News wrote: “Entrepreneurship is like one of those carnival games where you throw darts. Middle class kids can afford one throw. Most miss. Rich kids can afford many throws. They try over and over until they hit something, then give speeches about meritocracy. Poor kids aren’t visiting the carnival. They’re the ones working it.” ...

February 15, 2026 · 9 min · 1769 words · Jonathan R. Jones

Founder Reading List & Contributions

Founder Reading List & Contributions Track what you’ve written, reviewed, and approved. Quick Status Category Total Reviewed Approved Pending Letters 12+ 1 1 11+ Articles/Papers 15+ 3 2 12+ Innovations 1,062 ~50 ~50 ~1,000 Patent Bags 22 22 0 22 Under the Hood 25+ 10 5 15+ LETTERS Circle 1: Investors (Shields) Letter Status Reviewed Approved Location MacKenzie Scott (“Cardboard Boots”) ✅ FINAL ✅ ✅ Asteroid-ProofVault/CARDBOARD_BOOTS_MACKENZIE_SCOTT_FINAL.md Warren Buffett 📝 Draft ❌ ❌ letters/outreach-letters/ Bill Gates 📝 Draft ❌ ❌ TBD Circle 2: Operators (Spears) Letter Status Reviewed Approved Location Anand Giridharadas 📝 Draft ❌ ❌ letters/outreach-letters/LETTER-ANAND-GIRIDHARADAS.md Reid Hoffman 📝 Draft ❌ ❌ TBD Circle 3: Champions (Phalanx) Letter Status Reviewed Approved Location [Local Leaders] 📝 Template ❌ ❌ TBD ARTICLES & PAPERS Academic Papers Paper Status Reviewed Approved Location Automated Trust (Harper) ✅ DONE ❌ ❌ Cephas/.../academics/automated-trust-harper-system.md The Band Strategy ✅ DONE ❌ ❌ LAUNCH_DOCUMENTS_MASTER/articles/PAPER_THE_BAND_STRATEGY_MAXIMUM_PERSONAL_SUCCESS.md AI Time Analysis 📝 Requested ❌ ❌ Pending creation Strategy Documents Document Status Reviewed Approved Location The Opening Gambit ✅ DONE ❌ ❌ LAUNCH_DOCUMENTS_MASTER/THE_OPENING_GAMBIT_LAUNCH_STRATEGY.md Trigger Sheet ✅ DONE ❌ ❌ Cephas/.../trigger-sheet.md INNOVATIONS BY CATEGORY Need Founder Review Range Category Review Status #1-50 Core Platform ⚠️ Partial #51-100 Economics ⚠️ Partial #101-200 Governance ⚠️ Partial #201-500 Various ❌ Not started #501-900 Various ❌ Not started #901-1000 Recent ⚠️ Partial #1001-1062 Feb 2026 batch ⚠️ Partial PATENT BAGS Bag Category Reviewed Filed 1-10 Core ⚠️ ❌ 11-15 Governance ⚠️ ❌ 16-18 Sponsorship ⚠️ ❌ 19 AI Context ⚠️ ❌ 20 Privacy ⚠️ ❌ 21 Quality ✅ ❌ 22 Community ✅ ❌ UNDER THE HOOD DOCS Recently Created (Feb 2, 2026) Document Reviewed Approved The Wall Protocol ❌ ❌ Marks for Marks ❌ ❌ Viral Campaigns Registry ❌ ❌ Patent Ownership Offering ❌ ❌ Trigger Sheet ❌ ❌ Upekrithen (Fortress) ❌ ❌ Blueprints & Treasure Maps ❌ ❌ Political/Religious Arenas ❌ ❌ REVIEW WORKFLOW To Mark as Reviewed Update the founder_reviewed: true attribute in frontmatter. ...

February 2, 2026 · 3 min · 448 words · Liana Banyan Corporation

How The Founder Gets Paid: Complete Transparency

How The Founder Gets Paid: Complete Transparency “It will become known, and I want to be transparent.” — Founder Keep It Super Simple 3-Tier Quick Tier (30 seconds) Founder gets paid three ways: (1) Salary of Results as CEO (capped at 1M/year), (2) Sales of products he makes (like anyone), (3) IP royalties for ideas implemented. Same rates as anyone else. Standard Tier (5 minutes) [Full explanation below] Deep Tier (Academic) See Structural Bylaws ...

February 2, 2026 · 7 min · 1291 words · Liana Banyan Corporation

Upekrithen: Fortress of Solitude

Upekrithen: Fortress of Solitude The Founder’s private eagle’s nest with comprehensive oversight of all platform operations. Overview Upekrithen is the 7th pillar of the Yggdrasil architecture — a private Hugo static site accessible only to the Founder. Named from the Greek ὑπέρ (over/above) + κριθῆναι (to be judged/seen), it provides a unified “Fortress of Solitude” viewpoint of everything happening across all trunks. Architecture YGGDRASIL │ ┌───────────────────┼───────────────────┐ │ │ │ ┌───┴───┐ ┌─────┴─────┐ ┌─────┴─────┐ │Public │ │ Business │ │ Private │ │Trunks │ │ Trunks │ │ Trunk │ └───────┘ └───────────┘ └─────┬─────┘ │ ┌───────┴───────┐ │ UPEKRITHEN │ │ ─────────────-│ │ Fortress of │ │ Solitude │ │ │ │ • All metrics │ │ • All alerts │ │ • All logs │ │ • All reports │ └───────────────┘ Features 1. SENTINEL Integration Upekrithen receives direct feeds from SENTINEL: ...

February 2, 2026 · 3 min · 566 words · Liana Banyan Corporation